One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
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victoriamunster:

moneymotivatedblonde:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

Slayyyy girl!

YAAAAAAAAS


He didn’t fuck it up! Mostly!

My hair is stupid, so if it’s cut too short, it sticks straight out, which I didn’t warn him about, so one side looks dumb, but I can work past that because he made my cowlick on the other side his bitch. Well, the pomade he used did. It smells fantastic and looks like sparkly jizz. So I bought a can.

In other news, I still haven’t eaten. SOMEONE GO EAT WITH ME.


cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke


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"It’s probably gonna be instagram pic’d right?"

Did I just hear that? Is that a real thing a barber just said to someone?


cosmolicious:

Getting a haircut at a new place is the most stressful thing.

Also I’m hungry and I still have to wait a while until it’s my turn.


Getting a haircut at a new place is the most stressful thing.


tardisity:

supercaltendo:

I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.

A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.


falloutboy:

8/15 - Las Vegas, NV @ Cosmopolitan #MONUMENTOUR #summerofmusic #jager