christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master


seedy:

roses are red
violets are blue
58 mutuals
but who the heck r u???



theguywiththelokitattoo:

When you are really into musicals and none of your friends are…

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heytherejere:

Mickey’s Soundsational Parade on Flickr.

heytherejere:

Mickey’s Soundsational Parade on Flickr.


pixiedust-paycheck:

Friendly PSA: 

If you meet a foreign Cast Member whose English isn’t their first language and you make fun of them for their accent or mispronouncing a ride/character’s name, then you are a literal piece of shit who deserves to get stuck on Stitch’s Great Escape.

Thank you and goodnight.


averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 


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Got to meet this precious nugget!Was too starstruck to even say anything. 😍

Got to meet this precious nugget!Was too starstruck to even say anything. 😍


bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation


kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job