so you wanna be a master
roses are red
violets are blue
but who the heck r u???
When you are really into musicals and none of your friends are…
Mickey’s Soundsational Parade on Flickr.
If you meet a foreign Cast Member whose English isn’t their first language and you make fun of them for their accent or mispronouncing a ride/character’s name, then you are a literal piece of shit who deserves to get stuck on Stitch’s Great Escape.
Thank you and goodnight.
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
Got to meet this precious nugget!Was too starstruck to even say anything. 😍
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job