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The iced teas from Starbucks are way too easy to drink, even in my super awesome grande cup. I’ve justified their cost by staying in longer and getting a free refill with my Starbucks card.
But now I’m home and can’t get a refill. :c
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(Source: gagasdoublechin, via horrordeviant)
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cujiine replied to your post: I had a dream that I was in class and someone was…
What was it you were going to interpret it as?
One long, overdramatic moan. HAHAHA
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I had a dream that I was in class and someone was signing, yet not actually signing, something highly sexual. It was pretty much moaning in sign and the challenge was to interpret it into something that matched the person’s affect. It was my turn, and just as I figured out what would be a suitable interpretation, some lady on the opposite end of class butts in with her terrible interpretation. Rude.
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(via fuckyeahdisneyland)
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when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam
#MY WHOLE LIFE I THOUGHT AMERICANS WERE JUST THAT BATSHIT CRAZY
BUT THERE’S SO MUCH MORE TO THIS. There’s a huge difference between jelly and jam in ‘Merica. Jelly is pretty much, well, jelly. The fruity stuff comes from juice. In jam, the fruit is from bits of pulp or whatever. Then there’s preserves, which uses actual chunks of fruit. Preserves are the best, obviously.
Also, anyone who refers to all of the above as “jelly” around me may be hit.

(via sassyanddelightful)
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Today was the first day of Gay Days at Walt Disney World. Today I told two couples Happy Anniversary. Today both broke down crying, saying that no one had said that to them yet. Today, they said, that was all they wanted.
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Today, I think I might have actually made some real magic.
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(Source: insecondsflat, via 500daysofsergio)
