HARRIET, LISTEN TO ME, YOU’RE DOING GREAT.
Are we almost there?
WE WOULD BE IF IT WASN’T FOR THIS FUCKING TRAFFIC. COME ON, PEOPLE! MOVE IT! HOW FAR APART ARE THE CONTRACTIONS?
A few minutes, I think. I’m so sorry about this, Hank. Larry’s stuck in a work meeting and- oh! Oh my god that hurts!
DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT’S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR ALL THE FOOD AND CLEAN BEDDING YOU’VE GIVEN ME. NOW LIE BACK AND FOCUS ON YOUR BREATHING. WE’RE ALMOST THERE.
I ended up picking Mean Jean the Recess Queen, but I’m not familiar with it at all, so sure! I’m not sure if I can change my story (we had to submit the stories on a message board), but options are nice.
We have to perform a children’s story in class, and I still haven’t picked one. Halp?
aint gotta tell me twice
Photos by: Jatnna Nunez